A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

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"Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exsists in outer space is that none of it has tried to contact us yet."


Calvin, speaking to Hobbes

LMAO

Nice one Smoke. How ya been man?

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When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.



Thomas Jefferson

hahahahahahaaha wooooow that was a good one smoke

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Live the Life you Love, Love the Life you Live

Nice to see you're still popping up from time to time with a good joke, smoke.

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LMAO that was great!

That was a good joke ....................... we need to get the joke thread going again

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Iam a standing member of PETA ...... People Eating Tasty Animals

The fellas at work like it. Good joke.

j0z3r:

Nice one Smoke. How ya been man?

Still kicking, just not as high :P

Time to restock for the summer, than thought to poke around the forums and see who was still here ;)

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"Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exsists in outer space is that none of it has tried to contact us yet."


Calvin, speaking to Hobbes

urbino:

Nice to see you're still popping up from time to time with a good joke, smoke.

Hey, anything I can do to make you spit Dr. Pepper through your nose, bud :D

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"Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exsists in outer space is that none of it has tried to contact us yet."


Calvin, speaking to Hobbes

If there's a better way to clear the sinuses, I haven't found it.

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